Saturday, February 25, 2012

Good-Bye Pat-Downs, Hello Boom-Booms?








(Received as an email, I tried to verify the accuracy of the following, but couldn't. If it's all true which, unfortunately, it probably isn't, it would be an exquisite riposte to the driving quiz, of the day: Is all this Tsa groping and fondling at America's airports of course considerable to insure air-travel safety or is there an alternative? If what follows isn't accurate, maybe it should be implemented at airports, train depots, stadia, cruise ships and any other inherent targets of maniacal terrorists.)

"The Israelis are developing an airport safety gismo that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports. It's a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive gismo you may have on you. They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of a long and costly trial.

Justice would be swift. Case closed!

Good-Bye Pat-Downs, Hello Boom-Booms?

You're in the airport concluding and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an declaration comes over the Pa system: "Attention standby passengers - we now have a seat ready on flight number Xxxx. Shalom!"

There are a few definite flaws in that new coming to terror in the skies and elsewhere, chief among which is the issue of containing the explosion to the bomb-carrier.

Also to be determined would be the certainty of the Aclu and other terrorist-loving groups filing complaints and lawsuits seeking to overturn the law to give terrorists a fighting occasion to kill a bunch of innocents. After all, at that juncture in their travel, they would still be ground-bound and to effectively profile them by singling out underwear or armpit or crotch bombers is un-Constitutional, no?

Finally, the whole plan is impractical.

Would dedicated Islamist terror-mongering suicide bombers forgo their plans to murder hundreds if they knew they would be wasting their bombs on themselves alone. More importantly, to them, would be the nagging quiz, of whether they would still qualify for Allah's 72 virgins if they failed to commit mass murder.

Imagine explosions being detonated following screams of "Allahu akbar!" at airports throughout America before flyers boarded their death flights and after they had just wolfed down a half dozen cinnabuns or a Big Mac with super-sized fries in lieu of the airline meal they won't be receiving? The consternation would be at near-panic levels, not to mention the ample upchucking onto once spotless airport floors now littered with terrorist body parts.

Anyway, Tsa top honchette, Janet Napolitano, would no doubt veto the boom-booms on the basis that, like our borders, airport safety is at its top level in 20 years so why rock or boom the safety boat. Why is it, though, that Big Sis never flies commercial?

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